🏆2023:VINDICATED🏆
You would brag too if you looked back on your life with all its poverty, self-doubt and haters and could FINALLY say I DID THAT SHIT. The world is a complete mess, but you don’t come to my website to read the world headlines, you come to watch me pat myself on the back.
Here are my highlights of 2023:
1.Tours in London and all over the US.
I can barely count all the states I’ve been in this year— Maine, NY, Indiana,Michigan, PA, AZ, CT, WI, AZ, NV... and prob a few more in there. I somehow spent a week in London! There was one trip where I ran out of clean underwear, had no time to do laundry and bought new “walk of shame” panties at CVS. I was living on the road. Somehow my cat is still alive and so am I.
2. Got married to Jeremy Lin (according to AI journalism).
3. I won half a million dollars.
4. I did a killer LA homecoming run of "Kristina Wong, Sweatshop Overlord”.
5. Signed with CAA, like officially.
6. I was a juror for the Pulitzer Prizes.
7. I got a Guggenheim Fellowship.
8. Filmed some stuff.
9. Received the UCLA Community Service Award.
This was a fun one! I got to have an “I showed you!” in my speech.
10. Gave the commencement speech at UCLA.
This wasn’t my first commencement speech at my alma mater, but it was my first time being asked to address an entire school which included my former Department of World Arts and Cultures!
11. Got a book deal for a kids’ book!
12. Produced a sewing workshop on the Navajo Nation.
13. Did a residency at the Kennedy Center in Washington DC.
As the Social Practice Artist-in-Residence at the Kennedy Center, I got to work the bones of my new show out at their Reach space in DC this summer. I yanked my BFF Brian Feldman into helping me because he lives there. We ended up (re)writing a bunch of songs to be about food justice. And suddenly we had over an hour of very strange content!
14. Joined the board of API Rise.
15. Joined the board of Creative Capital.
16. Joined the Board of Trustees of New York Theater Workshop.
As part of our new Board Member orientation, Artistic Director Patricia MacGregor gave me and Martyna Majok scratchers tickets. We didn’t win anything but we are still on the Board of New York Theater Workshop. It’s exciting to be thinking about what the American theater can the vantage point of one of the most awesome theaters in the country!
17. Helped API Rise raise $100k.
18. I helped get my union siblings through the strike with free groceries from World Harvest Food Bank.
19. Started work-in-progress showings of “Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer
Still touring two “older” shows while making a new one. After the Kennedy Center, I found myself with invites to show what I had so far and it was looking sorta like a show! Not sure how my brain is managed these incredible brain flips as I volleyed from completely different projects week to week. Sometimes doing projects on top of each other. Right now, I have over an hour of “work-in-process” material for my new show and also a premiere date of April 5, 2025 at ASU Gammage!
20. I received a Humanitarian Award from Peace Over Violence.
If you are wondering why I’m being super nice to you, it’s because I got a Humanitarian Award and now I’m obligated to not beat you up.
But seriously. Was so honored to be honored to have members of both API Rise and the Auntie Sewing Squad in attendance at the Peace Over Violence annual gala. I was also honored to have Glen Curado of World Harvest Food Bank present me with the award.
21. As part of my continued Artist-in-Residence duties at ASU Gammage, I got to interview Chef Jose Andres in front of thousands of people!
22. I’m the EP of a couple of films.
23. I walked the Honolulu Marathon. And had a vacation!
Last year I did the LA Marathon in 8.5 hours. It was my first. I wasn’t planning to do a marathon again, but Brian Feldman signed me up against my will. Despite my best efforts to beat my previous finishing time, we somehow hit an all time worst of 10 hours 37 minutes. It’s an incredible experience which I don’t know if I can do again. It’s just so hard and hot when you take that long.
I just came back from two weeks in Hawaii (a week in Oahu and a week in Kauai). I had an insane amount of guilt about unplugging from the world. It wasn’t a cheap trip either. But between airline miles and little cut corners (eat at grocery stores instead of restaurants!), we made it work. We both needed it so much. I could have spent the whole trip just looking out the window at the water. I had fantasies about leaving my whole art life behind and just working a job as a barista or something in Kauai. But I’m back now. And art calls.
When we got back to San Francisco, where I type this now, Brian surprised me with a certificate from the Smithsonian! He got them to accept my “Kristina Wong, Sweatshop Overlord” poster for their archives. Now I just need to find an archive who will take on the storage space of performance related crap I got.
If you read this far, thank you so much. I wish us a world filled with good communication, humor over violence, and free food in the New Year.