Oh shit, my cat died.

March 6th, 2012

Rest in Peace Oliver Wong  1999-2012

My cat Oliver arrived by hand delivery yesterday in a little cardboard box.  He now exists in a rolled up plastic baggie and weighs less than 3 ounces. Here is the full obituary and dedication to Oliver that was published on xoJane.com this morning.

It was a fast and unexpected and very expensive goodbye. But I think the article does him good.

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How many more Jeremy Lins are out there?

March 4th, 2012

My newest commentary for Marketplace about Jeremy Lin and the untapped potential everywhere aired on Friday. Click here. Enjoy!  I sorta burnt myself out writing about him.  There might be more commentaries on him though depending how the rest of the season goes or if he responds to my rash of marriage proposals I’ve thrown out on Facebook.

Love, Kristina (who has the untapped potential to be a concert pianist/model/US President/fashion designer)

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Stick it Lin me.

February 28th, 2012

I could go on and on in an unpaid fashion about how as of last week I’m a cat-less cat lady, or how I changed my last name on facebook to reflect my mental marriage to Jeremy Lin…  Or I can link you to  blogs on other websites about the same subjects.

Enjoy my first blog for xoJane about how I’m sexually harassing Jeremy Lin.

I’m a working blogger!

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Radio reelio!

February 13th, 2012

In the event you were sitting around thinking, “Who are we going to give millions of bucks to write us a radio commentary?”  Pick me!  Pick me!!!

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Did you hear the one about the YouTube Star?

February 9th, 2012

When the “Debbie Spend It Now” Superbowl ad ran last weekend, I saw the window to finally get off my ass and produce a short in 24 hours.  What a rush!  And a much needed assignment of creative adrenaline.  I’d been feeling a bit stopped up and depressed now that I’ve been off tour.  I can see why people get addicted to making films in a hurry.  I’m looking forward to see if people watch it!
Here’s the original ad….

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And here are the outtakes!  Enjoy!

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