Classing it up.
April 12th, 2007 → Leave a comment
My beautiful and adoring mother emailed her concerns of my unhesitant usage of the word “dong” in my recent blogs. She wrote that using the word so publicly in cyberspace would reflect badly on our family (you know, whereas my writing for a porn mag would not).
I agree. The word “dong” is base, unrefined, unpoetic, and obvious. A UCLA English major like myself should know better than to pick such a sloppy word to describe man’s most complex section.
Therefore, I am vowing to no longer use the word “dong” in my blogs and am requesting that my readers help me pick out a more dignified synonym from the following list.
Thermometer de Flesh
Bread and Meatballs
Van de Kamps
Mr. Potato Head
Please pick a synonym or make a suggestion. I implore you. For the future and the posterity of the Wong family name.
I’ll reveal and liberally use the winning synonym in an upcoming blog.
Category: no more dong