The Master Cleanse is Making me deluriousssekadfasdf
February 17th, 2007 → Leave a comment
I had to share. Nothing is getting done today either.
On the bright side, I did figure out from some online research that Oliver probably doesn’t have a kidney problem. He has “territorial anxiety” as evidenced by where he is peeing.
Helena told me about this pet psychic lady who I’m seriously considering checking out because some of our friends swear by her. Apparently she can tell Oliver to stop peeing on my bed, or at least, ask him why he’s doing it so much. And she does it over the phone. But it’s not like I have to put the phone by Oliver’s ear. She talks to me because me and Oliver are psychically connected.
Am I nuts for seriously considering this?