i am so famous. i am also modest.
September 14th, 2006 → Leave a comment
I was at VONS just now getting Kitty Litter because Oliver peed in a pile of my clothes and I took that as a sign his litter needs a changing.
Anyway, I pull up into a space in my awesome pink car and my friend Payam pulls into the space next to mine, totally surprising me. Turns out he saw me coming off the freeway and he thought that he’d follow me all the way to VONS.
And then this guy comes up to me out of nowhere and says to me in the parking lot, “Hey, you were in the paper weren’t you?”
“Why yes, yes I am that awesome person. Yes.”
And then I went into VONS with Payam and got that silica crystal kitty litter and it was supposed to be on sale but didn’t ring up as being on sale. And the cashier wouldn’t budge. So after I paid full price I made the manager look at how the litter was on sale and he gave me the litter and a FULL REFUND in cash.
Hell yeah. Being famous rocks.
I also wanted to let everyone know that I am in love with a 43 year old white man who is divorced with a kid. And his name is Clam and he looks like he jumped out of a 50s tv show. Look at his site and see what I mean. I am so stealing his show and calling it “Wong Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”