rhymes with “sausage”

May 31st, 2006 → Leave a comment

Yet again I find myself all dressed up and no car to pick up. They are currently glueing in a dashboard that has fallen off. So earliest pick up time is tonight, latest is tomorrow morning.

Good news though, Playgirl asked me to write their horoscopes again for November. Which means they like my writing and I’ll have a little bit more spending money next month. I am totally writer’s blocked though, I used up all my toilet wiener humor in the last issue and knew things were going to be tricky this month when I found myself writing this….

Virgo
Happy Thanksgiving indeed. Except we aren’t celebrating how the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock, but how you landed on a wealth of penis. And not the long rat-tailed Ron Jeremy kind. But the kind attached to a keeper.

Ugh… that’s terrible! I think I’ve hit porno writer’s block. I can’t think of anything decently funny. Luckily I have til the end of June to write these. Want to be my writing muse? Send me some ideas… funny ones please…. (k(AT)kristinasherylwong.com)

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